[00:13.235]今日的早会真是很无奈,[00:15.670]香火的账单赤字在弥漫。[00:18.641]迦叶的讲坛,人影太阑珊。[00:21.486]观音的直播,流水更惨淡。[00:24.418]灵山的坏账,[00:25.886]有三十三天高,[00:27.181]这让我不愉快,[00:28.669]看谁都像阿难。[00:30.926]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[00:32.704]Oh money money back my home.[00:42.340]手里的佛珠捻到第七颗,[00:45.127]心生一计call玉帝来牌桌。[00:48.053]我诚心问老哥,要不要搞点钞票?[00:50.805]你手头有点紧,问我其中的奥妙。[00:54.043]我有一场戏码,[00:55.500]角色缺点法码,[00:56.940]天庭压点注码,[00:58.315]众生来当筹码,[00:59.896]为了压点韵嘛,[01:01.365]剧本加点牛和马。[01:02.852]欧了~齐活![01:06.399]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[01:08.385]Oh money money back my home.[01:11.543]你有下属不上道,还有信徒在作妖,[01:15.116]索性贬去做龙套,背着黑锅赚钞票。[01:18.124]干部若想往上跑,先要戴上黑手套。[01:21.068]妖魔铺就金栈道,勾勒血色的财报。[01:24.437]黄眉借我的商标,套壳公司把账销。[01:29.688]东南西北打点好,莫用担心审计表。[01:35.870]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[01:38.896]Oh money money back my home.[01:47.700]哦~[01:55.751]你说主角啊?[01:59.119]一个从来不空闲(悟空!)[02:00.563]一个能睡整三天(悟能!)[02:01.820]一个不净络腮脸(悟净!)[02:03.273]还有一个小白脸(唐!三!藏——!)[02:05.053]全放骰盅的里面。[02:06.259]棒下妖骨值几钱?[02:07.713]凡胎能将六耳辨?[02:09.294]白骨哀歌唱几篇?[02:10.812]圣僧可堪情勘验?[02:12.201]剧本推演无数遍,[02:13.798]就等看众入场,看他们怎么演![02:17.022]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[02:20.043]Oh money money back my home.[02:28.909]云云众生皆套牢,握紧佛国的股票,[02:31.730]求名求财当大佬,就凭案前三俩枣?[02:34.745]知见只见障中绕,求津问渡无处讨。[02:37.631]迷妄觅往何处刨,不若坐斋念佛号。[02:41.049]我见世人多可笑,凡胎也想堪大道。[02:43.666]烧根破香求渠道?橙心橙意莫闹闹![02:47.061]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[02:49.688]Oh money money back my home.[03:01.548]不种地来不插苗,韭叶自在田中摇。[03:04.374]莫说我在搞传销,从来我只会传道。[03:07.532]南无南无归我道,不要问我道中妙。[03:10.304]虽然发型是卷毛,但我不是那豆包。[03:13.566]嘿!有趣!有趣![03:15.594]我押上了韵脚![03:16.746]诶?打钱!打钱![03:18.406]我做了个广告![03:25.719]嘿!有趣!有趣![03:27.550]我押上了韵脚![03:28.598]诶?打钱!打钱![03:30.585]我做了个广告[03:34.314]咳咳![03:35.223]好,散会![03:37.113]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[03:40.082]Oh money money back my home.[03:42.953]唵嘛呢嘛呢叭嘛吽,[03:45.812]Oh money money back my home.