[00:05.258]~~~[00:11.758]A lady that I know[00:13.508]just came from Columbia[00:15.509]She smiled because I did not understand[00:19.759]Then she held out[00:21.009]some marijuani ha-ha[00:23.509]She said it was the best in all the land[00:26.758]And I said:[00:27.508]No no no no, I don't smoke it no more[00:31.009]I'm tired of waking up on the floor[00:35.009]No, thank you, please,[00:36.509]It only makes me sneeze[00:38.952]then it makes it hard to find the door[00:42.952][00:46.453]A woman that I know[00:47.703]just came from Majorca Spain[00:49.953]She smiled because I did not understand[00:53.953]Then she held out[00:55.203]a 10 pound bag of c o c a i n e[00:57.703]She said it was the finest in the land[01:01.204]And I said:[01:01.703]No no no no, I don't sniff it no more[01:05.203]I'm tired of waking up on the floor[01:09.203]No, thank you, please,[01:10.453]It only makes me sneeze[01:12.953]Then it makes it hard to find the door[01:16.955]hay, hay, hay, hay....[01:21.204]hay, hay, hay, hay....[01:23.954]---[01:31.956]A man I know[01:32.954]just came from Nashville Tennessee[01:35.454]He smiled because I did not understand[01:39.704]Then he held out[01:41.204]some moonshine whiskey oh-ho[01:43.204]He said it was the best in all the land[01:46.455]And I said:[01:47.593]No no no no, I don't drink it no more[01:50.593]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[01:54.593]No, thank you, please,[01:56.093]It only makes me sneeze[01:58.343]And then it makes it hard to find the door[02:01.593]Well I said:[02:02.344]No no no no, I can't take it no more[02:05.594]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[02:09.593]No, thank you, please,[02:11.093]It only makes me sneeze[02:13.534]And then it makes it hard to find the door[02:17.468]登登登~[02:47.218]Well I said:[02:47.719]No no no no, I can't take it no more[02:51.219]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[02:54.969]No, thank you, please,[02:56.219]It only makes me sneeze[02:58.969]And then it makes it hard to find the door[03:02.410]Well I said:[03:02.910]No no no no, I can't take it no more[03:06.410]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[03:10.160]No, thank you, please,[03:11.411]It only makes me sneeze[03:14.161]And then it makes it hard to find the door