[00:00.000] 作词 : Fred Ebb[00:00.243] 作曲 : John Kander[00:00.486][00:01.702] Ah Velma, things ain't the way they used to be.[00:04.737][00:04.980] Velma:[00:05.648] They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't.[00:07.659][00:08.119] Whatever happened to fair dealing?[00:11.900] And pure ethics[00:13.850] And nice manners?[00:18.425] Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?[00:23.688] Whatever happened to class?[00:26.901][00:27.339] Matron:[00:27.536] Class.[00:29.104] Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"[00:33.469] And "Yes, thank you?"[00:35.493] And "How charming?"[00:40.164] Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass[00:45.646] Whatever happened to class?[00:48.201][00:48.342] Velma and Matron:[00:48.503] Class![00:51.967] Ah, there ain't no gentlemen[00:54.827] To open up the doors[00:57.937] There ain't no ladies now,[00:59.865] There's only pigs and whores[01:02.584] And even kids'll knock ya down[01:04.843] So's they can pass[01:07.946] Nobody's got no class![01:11.782][01:15.318] Velma:[01:15.667] Whatever happened to old values?[01:18.754][01:18.936] Matron:[01:19.095] And fine morals?[01:20.393][01:20.562] Velma:[01:20.689] And good breeding?[01:25.325][01:25.378] Matron[01:25.575] Now, no one even says "oops" when they're[01:28.102] Passing their gas[01:31.243] Whatever happened to class?[01:34.716][01:34.891] Velma:[01:35.090] Class[01:37.062][01:37.279] Velma and Matron:[01:37.791] Ah, there ain't no gentlemen[01:40.444] That's fit for any use[01:43.264] And any girl'd touch your privates[01:45.897] For a deuce[01:47.193][01:48.511] Matron:[01:48.687] And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass[01:50.543][01:50.730] Velma:[01:50.955] And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass[01:53.428][01:53.636] Velma and Matron:[01:53.819] Nobody's got no class![01:58.234][01:58.453] Velma:[01:58.621] All you read about today is rape and theft[02:02.239][02:02.437] Matron:[02:03.184] Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?[02:12.012][02:12.244] Velma and Matron:[02:12.452] Nobody's got no class[02:16.781][02:16.976] Matron:[02:17.283] Everybody you watch[02:19.867][02:20.467] Velma:[02:21.677] 'S got his brains in his crotch[02:25.409][02:25.838] Matron:[02:26.570] Holy crap[02:28.389][02:28.614] Velma:[02:28.873] Holy crap[02:30.018][02:30.251] Matron:[02:30.475] What a shame[02:31.539][02:31.717] Velma:[02:31.880] What a shame[02:33.203][02:33.376] Velma and Matron:[02:33.567] What became of class?