[00:00.000]But there's only one you need to hear from tonight.[00:03.014]New York, I'm about to win this competition[00:07.236]Maria, give me a beat.[00:12.437]Woo, muy bien.[00:14.189]So, since the day I arrived England,[00:16.954]Let's just say my faith has been tested on more than one occasion[00:20.958]First things first,[00:21.687]I’m shipped off from Spain on the night of my sweet sixteen,[00:24.699]to marry some prince called Arthur, and I'm like "Okay".[00:29.203]Then Arthur died, so naturally I'm imprisoned for seven years.[00:32.196]Really helped with the grieving process, you know.[00:35.192]But still, I'm like, Okay.[00:37.695]But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry,[00:43.191]my dead husband's brother.[00:44.917]Okay, so I'm thinking, "bit weird".[00:47.907]But if you've been seen him back in the summer of '09,[00:50.670]Let me tell you, he was okay.[00:54.159]So seven years later,[00:56.172]we're still trying for an heir,[00:58.415]He's trying really hard,[01:00.424]And I'm like, ugh, Okay.[01:02.408]Then he starts coming home late.[01:04.161]"I was just out with my ministers"[01:06.415]But there's lipstick on his ruff.[01:08.427]And I'm like "Okay".[01:10.664]Suddenly, he wants to annul our marriage,[01:12.661]move some side chick into my palace,[01:14.669]and move me into a convent.[01:17.428]Now, I don't think I'd look that good in a wimple.[01:25.166]So I'm like "no way".