Marvin at the Psychiatrist - Andrew Rannells/Brandon Uranowitz.mp3

[00:02.964]JASON: My father says that love
[00:07.972]Is the most beautiful thing in the world.
[00:12.658]I think games are,
[00:15.287]I think chess is the most
[00:17.994]Beautiful thing-
[00:22.411]Not love.
[00:27.124]WHIZZER: Marvin at the Psychiatrist, a three-part mini opera.
[00:32.124]Part One.
[00:34.475]MENDEL: Do you love him?
[00:36.291]MARVIN: Sorta kinda.
[00:37.706]MENDEL: Do you need him?
[00:39.706]MARVIN: Sorta kinda.
[00:42.489]He makes me smile a lot,
[00:44.568]Especially at mealtime. It makes me feel I'm sorta smart.
[00:48.714]MENDEL: Mm-hmm. Is he special?
[00:51.298]MARVIN: He's delightful.
[00:52.725]MENDEL: And romantic?
[00:54.323]MARVIN: Yes, and spiteful. But yet it seems that so am I.
[01:01.995]MENDEL: Just enjoy what you can.
[01:05.133]MENDEL/MARVIN: Love the boy, not the man-/Man-
[01:15.629]MARVIN: Sorta stylish.
[01:18.035]MENDEL: Kinda very.
[01:19.219]MARVIN: Mmm, very very sorta.
[01:21.933]MENDEL: And kinda hard to describe.
[01:25.538]MARVIN: Yes, yes. I think that's very true.
[01:28.992]MENDEL: When he's naked, ( MARVIN: Yes. )
[01:30.236]MENDEL: Does he thrill you? ( MARVIN: Yes. )
[01:31.812]MENDEL: Is he vicious? ( MARVIN: Yes. )
[01:33.305]MENDEL: Would he kill you?
[01:34.066]MARVIN: Yes. I think he's sorta kinda mean.
[01:39.275]But I love him, and I need it.
[01:41.860]If he loved me, I'd concede it.
[01:44.267]MENDEL: Don't despise what you feel
[01:47.246]MENDEL/MARVIN: Love the friend, not the heel-/Heel-
[01:57.539]MENDEL: He's sometimes worthless.
[01:59.805]MARVIN: Sometimes evil.
[02:01.380]MENDEL: Sometimes smarmy...
[02:04.994]WHIZZER: Part Two.
[02:07.214]MENDEL: Explore, Mr. Marvin- Your core, Mr. Marvin,
[02:10.309]Note how your wife- your ex-wife's- subtle glories
[02:14.234]Coupled with her tragic stories,
[02:16.288]Move me in unreported ways.
[02:19.422]At her very first session
[02:22.163]She made quite an impression
[02:24.441]But do you mind that
[02:26.381]She was here to speak of Jason, and I find that
[02:29.057]I hope Jason acts out more.
[02:31.600]Cause there's a few more things we need explore.
[02:36.290]MARVIN: Good.
[02:37.578]MENDEL: Good. You said she was withholding... ( MARVIN: Right. )
[02:41.404]Well that's not quite true. ( MARVIN: No? )
[02:43.449]Perhaps she held back love from you. ( MARVIN: Did she really? )
[02:47.116]I just know what I'm told.
[02:48.882]Cause when I met your wife, she was anything but cold.
[02:52.402]It wasn't quite precise to say that she was ice.
[02:56.073]When I met your wife, she was very nice...
[03:00.598]Very very very- Was she faithful' be objective. ( MARVIN: Yes. )
[03:04.510]She was faithful! ( MARVIN: Yes. )
[03:06.123]And you wanted to impress her
[03:11.890]MARVIN: Yes sir, yes sir. But impress her I did not.
[03:17.538]MENDEL: Did she sweat a lot?
[03:19.990]( MARVIN: What? ) Was she ruthless?
[03:21.965]( MARVIN: Huh? ) Narcissistic?
[03:23.801]( MARVIN: Who? ) Let me vary the mood.
[03:27.338]MARVIN: Yes, please.
[03:31.101]MENDEL: Does she sleep in the nude?
[03:39.860]MARVIN: No.
[03:40.770]MENDEL: No. Does not sleep nude. Okay. Going on.
[03:47.635]I have questions
[03:49.069]That should probably go unanswered
[03:50.959]But there're questions
[03:52.072]Like, does she wear a negligee
[03:54.866]Could you blow and it would blow away
[04:03.065]Since the session nearly through
[04:06.275]Tell me, what is going on with you?
[04:12.374]MARVIN: So now you're interested in me?
[04:14.746]MENDEL: Of course.
[04:17.331]WHIZZER: Part Three.
[04:23.837]MARVIN: My son's distressing.
[04:25.950]JASON: My father's snide.
[04:28.140]MARVIN: I'm convalescing.
[04:29.549]JASON: He's morbid and dissatisfied.
[04:32.238]MARVIN: What should I do now?
[04:38.188]JASON: He loves another.
[04:40.333]MARVIN: I agree.
[04:42.291]JASON: I love my mother.
[04:44.159]MARVIN: Why not me?
[04:50.383]We go to ball games
[04:52.193]JASON: The ball is tossed.
[04:54.472]MARVIN: The pitcher's handsome.
[04:55.879]JASON: Yeah. And our team lost.
[04:58.521]MARVIN: Is that my fault though? Should I be blamed for that?
[05:06.262]JASON: Explore museums.
[05:08.392]MARVIN: Admire art.
[05:10.179]JASON: We stand together.
[05:11.771]MARVIN: But we stand there looking miles apart.
[05:14.683]How do I reach him?
[05:16.164]What words of wisdom?
[05:18.648]What should I do now?
[05:24.529]JASON: My father says that love
[05:29.501]Is the most beautiful thing in the world.
[05:34.047]I think games are,
[05:36.674]I think chess is the most
[05:39.128]Beautiful thing,
[05:43.922]Not love.
[05:48.335]WHZZIER: Marvin at the Psychiatrist, a three-part mini opera.
[05:52.781]MENDEL: The End.