Take The Test (feat. MLoreley) - RecD/MLoreley.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:00.985] 作曲 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:01.971]Good morning,class!
[00:02.951]Good morning,Miss Delight!
[00:04.517]Are you ready for a critter-iffic test day?
[00:06.847]We sure are!
[00:08.035]Except for Catnap.
[00:09.385]Maybe he's taking night classes.
[00:11.618]Don't worry about Catnap,children.
[00:13.317]Let's get started!
[00:14.370]You're clever for your ages,
[00:15.809]But there's more to be known!
[00:17.331]For there's work and bills and wages
[00:18.994]Outside your home sweet home!
[00:20.624]Before I check what you have learned,
[00:22.200]We'll hold a brief review
[00:23.673]Of some calculations you might have to do!
[00:26.112]OKAY!
[00:27.029]What's two plus two?
[00:28.452]Four bones to chew!
[00:29.874]Good!
[00:30.450]Three plus three?
[00:31.537]Six grapes for me!
[00:33.031]YUP!
[00:33.620]Four plus four?
[00:34.796]Seven critters I adore!
[00:36.444]Oh,wait,forgot self-love.
[00:38.484]Eight!
[00:39.258]That's great!
[00:39.916]Now five plus five?
[00:41.258]Ten bikes to ride!
[00:42.795]NICE!
[00:43.556]Six plus six?
[00:44.486]One Kickin'chick!
[00:45.899]That's not.
[00:46.762]I remember that!
[00:47.311]It's twelve!
[00:48.032]And two sevens are fourteen,
[00:48.689]Two eights sixteen,
[00:49.409]Two nines eighteen,
[00:50.155]Two tens twenty.
[00:51.189]We get it,you're the smart one.
[00:52.745]You're all smart somehow!
[00:54.459]Now take the test and do your best,
[00:55.725]But don't you fret one bit!
[00:57.429]Your teacher's here to soothe your fears,
[00:58.975]And build up your wits!
[01:00.594]You might not get it all correct,
[01:02.257]But children,that's okay!
[01:03.880]A problem you can't solve right now,
[01:05.454]You'll learn to solve one day!
[01:08.790]Time's up!
[01:09.645]Please put your tests in the crader.
[01:11.573]Oh,I probably flunked.
[01:14.010]Nonsense!
[01:14.738]I'm sure you all did just fine.
[01:16.692]Oh no.
[01:17.969]Congrats,my friend!
[01:18.610]A prefect score!
[01:19.382]You're really the cat's meow!
[01:20.830]I am?
[01:21.569]No doubt,you're capable of more
[01:23.000]Than this classroom allows.
[01:24.502]HEY!
[01:25.051]There's a program for smart kids like us,
[01:26.663]To make us big and strong!
[01:28.533]You can ditch this class and grow up fast with me.
[01:31.087]Just come along!
[01:33.823]Wait,
[01:34.537]I can skip class?!
[01:36.010]Well,skip ahead,like Catnap did,but
[01:38.359]Are you sure you're ready?
[01:39.783]You did just write "cool" over the right bubbles on the test.
[01:42.581]And I aced it!
[01:44.172]I'm in,Catnap!
[01:45.395]What do I do first?
[01:46.548]SLEEP!
[01:47.411]All right uunnnn...
[01:50.120]Aww,Lucky.
[01:52.101]Miss Delight,can I be big and strong too?
[01:54.423]Perhaps.
[01:55.503]I can't believe I missed a question!
[01:57.840]A 95 percent is still very good,Bubba!
[02:00.576]But it's not good enough!
[02:02.295]Let's move on to literature,children.
[02:04.590]Now math is quite improtant,
[02:05.956]But it's not all you'll need!
[02:07.442]You won't go very far
[02:08.951]If you cannot write and read!
[02:10.654]Before I check what you have learned,
[02:12.399]We'll hold a brief review
[02:13.886]Of some word formations you might have to brew!
[02:16.304]OKAY!
[02:17.016]Spell "RUN!"
[02:17.844]R-U-N!
[02:18.967]Got that one!
[02:20.128]Spell "HOP!"
[02:21.049]H-O-P!
[02:22.182]To the top!
[02:23.460]Hey,Miss?
[02:24.304]YES?
[02:25.062]Are there on the test?
[02:26.463]Well,some are.
[02:27.418]Then forget the rest!
[02:29.994]Discombobulate?
[02:31.540]D-I-S-C.(Why is this on a test for first graders?)
[02:33.603]O-M-B-O-B-U-L.(It hardly seems appropriate for their curriculum.)
[02:36.274]Did I get it?
[02:36.946]Uh,it's on the test,I can't say.
[02:38.886]Then why are you wasting our day?
[02:41.969]Excuse me?!
[02:42.913]We've got tests to take,lady!
[02:44.426]We'll take the test and do our best,
[02:46.044]And get a perfect score!
[02:47.627]So we can pass this slow-lane class,
[02:49.249]And learn a lot more!
[02:50.851]Now you might not get it all correct,
[02:52.523]But children,that's okay!
[02:53.990]What you don't understand right now,
[02:55.619]You'll understand one day!
[02:58.715]Okay,time's up.
[03:00.046]Me first!
[03:00.642]No,me!
[03:01.539]I gotta know if I remembered everything!
[03:03.026]Got it!
[03:04.175]Now don't feel bad.
[03:05.094]If none of you got a hundred this time.
[03:07.333]Again?
[03:07.910]Congrats,my friend!
[03:08.731]A perfect score!
[03:09.574]You're really the cat's meow!
[03:10.997]Hooray!
[03:11.636]No doubt you're capable of more
[03:12.933]Than this classroom allows!
[03:14.713]HER!
[03:15.378]There's a program for smart kids like us,
[03:16.811]To make us big and strong!
[03:18.684]Rise above this class and grow up fast with me.
[03:21.284]Just come along!
[03:24.063]I can't believe it.
[03:25.026]I just guessed half the answers!
[03:26.834]Then clearly,Hoppy,dear,
[03:28.645]You know you're not really.
[03:29.597]A total genius!
[03:30.963]Race ya to the genius class,Catnap!
[03:34.589]I WIN.
[03:36.518]Well,children!
[03:37.983]This brings us to the last subject of the day.
[03:40.502]Science.
[03:41.629]I only have one more chance for perfection?!
[03:44.272]There's more important things than perfection,Bubba!
[03:46.893]And we'll never learn them without perfect scores!
[03:49.369]There's lots of ways that science helps us.
[03:50.700]Pull off neat tricks!
[03:52.237]Just hurry up and test us,
[03:53.859]I miss hoppy and kicks.
[03:55.441]Before I check what you have learned,
[03:57.132]We'll hold a brief review.
[03:58.402]Of some facts that you might want the answer to.
[04:00.813]FINALLY!
[04:01.893]Why does it rain?
[04:03.189]A cloud's in pain?
[04:04.179]That's right!
[04:04.963]How many bones in your boby?
[04:06.447]Uhh...ten?
[04:07.489]Right again!
[04:08.193]Is pluto a planet?
[04:09.443]YUP.
[04:10.158]That's not true!
[04:11.242]But I remember it's planet too!
[04:14.400]You're lying to us!
[04:16.184]It's for your own good!
[04:17.512]Children need to learn at the pace they should!
[04:20.968]We need perfect scores!
[04:22.508]And I'm gonna get them for us,
[04:24.199]No matter what it takes!
[04:26.378]Now Bubba,dear.
[04:27.268]Don't do something you'll regret.
[04:28.442]Oh heavens,chemical warfare...
[04:32.361]Wait,this just smells like lemongrass.
[04:33.441]YOINK!
[04:34.226]My answer book!!!
[04:34.909]Hurry up,guys!
[04:36.339]Just take the test and write these answers.
[04:37.581]A B C A D
[04:38.669]Stop that!
[04:39.234]A B A C A B B C B
[04:40.284]A B C B D!
[04:41.351]You're cheating!
[04:42.098]You're sure to get a perfect score,
[04:42.887]And leave the class today!
[04:44.238]So drop'em in the grader,
[04:45.418]And we'll all be on our way!
[04:48.333]No,it's too late.
[04:51.095]Here we go,critter crew!!!
[04:53.697]CONGRATS!
[04:54.416]JUST TAKE US!
[04:55.271]Oh,very well!
[04:57.295]Wait,don't gas the whole room...
[05:01.633]UGH,
[05:02.707]How long have I been out for?
[05:05.275]HUH?
[05:08.763]Hey,teach,it's been forever.
[05:11.015]Sorry that you're alone.
[05:14.290]We're not that far away in fact,
[05:17.628]We're near home sweet home.
[05:20.345]We learned a lot after we left.
[05:23.376]We learned so quickly,too.
[05:26.283]We learned so much we wish we never knew.
[05:33.151]We took the test and did our best!
[05:35.515]We really showed our stuff.
[05:38.531]For most,we passed!
[05:40.105]For some,alas...
[05:41.642]Our best was
[05:42.787]Not enough.
[05:44.777]We messed up bad grew up too fast.
[05:47.583]But it'll be okay!
[05:50.611]A problem we can't solve right now.
[05:55.676]We'll learn to solve one day.