[00:00.000] 作词 : Ol' Dirty Bastard/RZA[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ol' Dirty Bastard/RZA[00:02.727]Girl1:Oh cutie got it goin' ON![00:03.227]Girl 2:Cute? What? That dirty mother****er[00:05.970]Girl 1:You buggin'![00:06.970]Girl 2:Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly mother****er[00:09.349]Girl 1:You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride![00:13.412]Girl 2: What stride? Ugly mother****er, he ain't ****ingt at all..[00:17.918]Girl 1: See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.[00:21.664]Girl 2: You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't ****ingg at all..[00:25.156]Girl 1: I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him![00:29.659]Girl 2: Look at what? Dirty mother****er, he ain't ****ingt[00:32.659]Girl 1: Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B.[00:36.902]Girl 2: I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.[00:39.913]Girl 1: True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition![00:46.990]Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard[00:50.742]Approach the school nine thirty, you're late[00:52.492]This time happy the solution was my date.[00:55.490]Get in your class, walk to your chair[00:57.984]pop is all you see and then occasionally stare[01:00.494]At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya.[01:04.241]Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood[01:08.089]Simulated from a blonde,[01:09.337]tell the young girl "Baby, you're the one I want."[01:11.595]She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore[01:13.345]so you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally[01:16.588]pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild mother****e[01:20.331]you cannot afford this[01:21.841]Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend[01:25.339]Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots,[01:27.085]to rap out loose in my class,[01:29.345]but I kept sayin' the size of my mother****er and that ass[01:31.847]So I turned around to arrange a date.[01:34.949]Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it[01:37.714]She popped a gum, cold twist to come[01:39.461]I said "Baby, how you feel?"[01:41.456]She said "Sure"[01:42.952]Then I said "sure", I just found my thrill[01:45.199]wear it in the classroom, know I'm Blueberry Hill[01:47.959]Cause what I said just bottled her hate.[01:50.458]She put her face on the chest, this is what the mother****er said[01:53.450]"Because of you I aint hurting, but then my within my heart[01:58.953]Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin, but our relation************p has to start.[02:04.196]You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin'[02:09.457]Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why!"[02:14.465]Verse Two: Killah Priest[02:14.465]I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder[02:16.997]The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries[02:19.508]Forgot the catsup, thats when I pressed up[02:22.254]"I've been watching you mowing your lawn"[02:24.747]The thoughts were flowin, while I'm holding the palm[02:27.242]"Hey whats that on your menu?", from there we continued[02:29.998]And talk about this and that we chit and chat[02:32.501]Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back[02:35.246]As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra[02:38.024]She said "nah!", that's when I noticed her pah[02:40.595]Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank[02:43.098]at parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think[02:45.841]Just act silly, with his brother Willy[02:48.911]another hillbilly gettin ill with the Philly[02:51.156]and moon************ne, but it's a new time of day[02:54.412]on the stoop doing the Patty Duke[02:56.414]OK, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps[02:59.415]The platform shoes to Apple Jacks[03:02.153]Chub chub!![03:04.151]Interlude: Ol Dirty Bastard[03:04.916]Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin lik[03:06.664]they be lovin them, them them fancy ****ers[03:09.158]I, I likes me a nasty mother****e[03:11.154]Mother****er that's willing to do anything at any given tim[03:14.168]Mother****er gotta be nasty cuz I'm a nasty nigge[03:16.412]I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a **** what it wa[03:19.157]I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty mother****ing gir[03:22.664]Verse Three: Ol Dirty Bastard[03:23.661]I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right?[03:27.413]Waiting patiently for the class to begin right?[03:30.150]Teacher says "open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on[03:32.665]oral sex[03:34.659]I said "Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?[03:37.906]Yo, next to me said "whats wrong with you man?, this is a lesson that[03:42.782]makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!"[03:45.551]I said "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell!"[03:48.290]She said "Be my assistant, I'd show rather tell!"[03:51.033]My knees buckled heart started to drop[03:53.291]my mother****er grew to a size that my nerve couldnt sto[03:56.045]I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"[03:58.789]Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees[04:02.290]Ripped of my draws as if she had claws[04:05.796]broke the rules that defined *** laws[04:09.287]She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick[04:16.542]Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my *******, they're fragile as eggs."[04:25.042]Part 2 coming up...