打棍出箱 - 王少楼/萧长华.mp3
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[00:00.104](头段)[00:01.199]报录甲:(白)来啊,伙计!摸啊![00:02.328]报录乙:(白)哎,摸呀!摸![00:02.962]范仲禹:(白)呃![00:04.580]报录甲:(白)我的妈啊!你自己摸吧![00:06.686]报录乙:(白)我不摸了啊![00:07.875]范仲禹:[四平调]在城隍庙内挂了号![00:21.066]报录甲:(白)嘿!留神![00:23.711]报录乙:(白)留点儿神![00:24.472]范仲禹:[四平调]土地祠内领过了回文,[00:39.002]啊,领回文![00:46.320]报录甲:(白)这是什么?你认得不认得?[00:47.942]报录乙:(白)不认得。[00:48.946]报录甲:(白)这个我认得。[00:49.684]报录乙:(白)这什么?[00:50.758]报录甲:(白)这是旱包。[00:51.426]报录乙:(白)旱包?[00:52.283]报录甲:(白)天一热他就出来啦。[00:53.880]报录乙:(白)这玩艺儿?[00:55.148]报录甲:(白)灌什么?灌屎壳郎。[00:58.017]报录乙:(白)灌屎壳郎?[00:58.783]报录甲:(白)拿棍子一逗鼻子眼儿乱动。[01:01.898]报录乙:(白)我开开眼。[01:02.786]报录甲:(白)你瞧。[01:03.516]报录乙:(白)我瞧瞧。[01:04.246]报录甲:(白)耶!你瞧是不是。耶!你瞧。[01:06.914]报录乙:(白)有意思。[01:07.644]范仲禹:(白)你骂了我了。[01:11.117]报录甲:(白)多暂呢?[01:12.508]范仲禹:(白)他骂了我了。[01:14.571]报录乙:(白)不错,他骂你半天了。[01:16.772]范仲禹:(白)你骂了我了。[01:18.587]报录甲:(白)这是哪儿的事情?我多早晚骂你啦?[01:21.591]报录乙:(白)你干什么骂人呐你?[01:22.602]范仲禹:[四平调]你骂我是一个狂书生,[01:35.800]平白地骂我所为何情?[01:44.794]啊,所为何情?[01:53.279]报录乙:(白)得啦,这是海怪。[01:55.337]报录甲:(白)海怪跑旱地来呀?[01:57.011]报录乙:(白)那是啊!这也有玩艺儿,拿棍这么一逗,蹄儿爪儿乱动。[02:01.498]报录甲:(白)我开开眼。[02:02.353]报录乙:(白)你开开眼?瞅着!喂!有意思吧?[02:07.092]报录甲:(白)哎!有得![02:08.388]范仲禹:(白)你打了我了。[02:10.168]报录乙:(白)谁打你啦?[02:11.228]范仲禹:(白)他打了我了。[02:13.383]报录乙:(白)这是哪里的事情呀?[02:14.795]范仲禹:(白)你打了我了。[02:17.170]报录甲:(白)你怎么打人啊?[02:18.426]报录乙:(白)这不是瞎闹吗![02:20.248]范仲禹:[四平调]我和你一无仇来二无有冤恨,[02:35.436]打我的皮破鲜血淋,[02:44.284]啊,鲜血淋。[03:01.470](二段)[03:02.229]报录甲:(白)哎!我来劝劝他吧。[03:03.960][四平调]是何人将你的头儿打破,[03:14.499]你去寻找你的对头人,[03:22.530]啊,对头人。[03:29.985]范仲禹:(白)儿你是我的儿子呀![03:32.048]报录甲:(白)这不是玩笑吗![03:33.416]范仲禹:(白)儿啊![03:34.966]报录甲:(白)这是哪说起来的事情呀?[03:36.266]范仲禹:[四平调]叫一声小娇儿快来吧,[03:50.442]我的儿呀![03:59.950]报录甲:(白)你瞧这是什么?倒是,别认错了。[04:04.990]范仲禹:[四平调]送儿到学中![04:12.117]报录甲:(白)干什么呀?[04:12.887]范仲禹:[四平调]读一读书文![04:16.336]报录甲:(白)这岁数来不及啦。[04:17.929]范仲禹:[四平调]啊,读一读书文。[04:30.330]报录乙:(白)你劝他不行,你听我来劝吧。[04:33.783]报录甲:(白)哎,你来。[04:34.829]报录乙:[四平调]这一桩事儿真出奇,[04:46.792]青天白日被鬼迷,[04:54.435]啊,被鬼迷。[05:02.387]范仲禹:(白)你是我的妻子啊。[05:04.200]报录乙:(白)谁是你妻子?[05:05.106]范仲禹:(白)妻啊![05:06.685]报录乙:(白)这是哪的事情![05:08.231]报录甲:(白)你长得不含糊,你就跟他走得了嘛![05:10.293]范仲禹:[四平调]叫一声结发妻你哪里去?[05:22.762]报录甲:(白)留神呐啊。[05:24.060]报录乙:(白)玩笑?[05:25.090]范仲禹:[四平调]我的妻![05:36.433]报录乙:(白)认准了我啦?[05:37.585]报录甲:(白)楞叫殃打着,别叫他扑了啊![05:38.599]范仲禹:[四平调]红罗帐内叙一叙苦情![05:48.914]报录乙:(白)嗯!不行,办不了您呢![05:50.225]范仲禹:[四平调]啊,叙一叙苦情。
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