Rain Man - Eminem.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Eminem/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Eminem/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
[00:05.302]Yeah
[00:08.568]Definitely, definitely
[00:11.755]Definitely dope
[00:15.255]Definitely
[00:17.293]Definitely K-Mart
[00:20.035]Yeah
[00:22.778]Yeah (*Pbfft*)
[00:24.267]You find me offensive, I find you offensive
[00:27.088]For finding me offensive, hence, if
[00:29.492]I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if
[00:33.410]Any, should I go? 'Cause it's gettin' expensive
[00:36.153]Bein' on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
[00:39.836]They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
[00:44.042]When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
[00:47.725]I say you're all just too goddaxn sensitive
[00:50.782]It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous
[00:53.760]Let's end this sx1t now, 'cause I won't stand for this
[00:56.633]And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
[00:59.951]And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either
[01:03.399]He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I
[01:07.526]Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator
[01:11.601]Right next to Darth Vader
[01:13.404]And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
[01:16.173]I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that
[01:18.863]I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
[01:21.867]I killed Superman, I killed Super-man, and how ironic
[01:26.491]That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[01:29.808]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[01:32.682]Or no brain
[01:35.451]Nice to meet you
[01:38.194]Hi, my name is...
[01:40.911]I forgot my name
[01:42.870]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[01:46.788]My soul is possessed by this devil
[01:48.800]My new name is Rain Man
[01:51.360]Now in the bible, it says:
[01:53.214]"Thou shalt not watch two lesb1ans in bed
[01:55.905]Have homosexual s3x
[01:57.942]Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in
[02:01.234]Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's b1sexual s3x
[02:04.682]Which isn't as bad
[02:06.119]'Long as you show some remorse for your actions
[02:08.835]Either before, during, or after
[02:10.768]Performin' the act of that which
[02:12.832]Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases
[02:17.142]That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way
[02:21.217]But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
[02:25.214]Let's ask Dr. Dre
[02:27.043]Dr. Dre? (What up?)
[02:27.983]I got a question, if I may (Yeah)
[02:29.681]Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
[02:33.417]And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
[02:36.160]But, 'ut, I ain't done yet
[02:38.119]In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
[02:40.888]While he reaches in another grown man's axs
[02:43.657]Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
[02:46.034]It was never meant, it was just an accident
[02:48.803]But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his pen1s went in his teeny-tiny, little, round heinie
[02:53.244]And he didn't mean it
[02:54.315]But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
[02:56.875]And I don't need to go into any more details, but
[02:59.853]What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
[03:02.386]Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
[03:05.155]'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because
[03:08.055]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[03:10.902]Or no brain
[03:13.645]Nice to meet you
[03:16.336]Hi, my name is...
[03:19.026]I forgot my name
[03:21.090]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
[03:24.956]My soul is possessed by this devil
[03:26.994]My new name is Rain Man
[03:29.711]You find me offensive, I find you offensive
[03:32.558]Sx1t, this is the same verse, I just did this
[03:35.275]When am I gonna come to my good senses?
[03:37.521]Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
[03:40.290]My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
[03:43.895]And my plan is to get him next and
[03:46.089]Open up a whoop-axs canister
[03:48.075]Goddaxn it, Dre, where's the goddaxn beat? (Yeah)
[03:51.157]Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it
[03:54.370]This is the only thing that I'm good-at
[03:56.617]I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
[03:59.856]Demonic, yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
[04:02.625]I got it, high-five, Nick Lachey
[04:05.106]Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away (*Pfffffff*)
[04:07.745]And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I
[04:10.200]Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I
[04:13.648]Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
[04:16.052]With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich
[04:19.004]And I ain't even gotta make no goddaxn sense
[04:21.537]I just did a whole song, and I didn't say sx1t
[04:24.437]'Cause I ain't got no legs
[04:27.258]Or no brain
[04:30.027]Nice to meet you
[04:32.692]Hi, my name is...
[04:35.408]I forgot my name
[04:37.420]My aim was not to become what I became
[04:40.006]With this level of fame
[04:41.312]My soul is possessed by this devil
[04:43.350]My new name is Rain Man
[04:45.988]'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...
[04:50.455]Yup, Rain Man
[04:57.247]Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
[05:00.277]Super-dope beatmaker
[05:02.419]2000 and, 2000 and
[05:04.901]Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-
[05:07.983]-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...
[05:11.771]And seventy
[05:12.607]Yeah