[00:17.11]Help yourself to pretzels[00:20.1]Help yourself to the minibar[00:23.74]I couldn't help myself[00:25.99]I read a self-help book[00:28.83]Now I've gone too far[00:31.89]Too far gone[00:33.42]Unrecognisable[00:35.42]Frightened of the message light on the phone on the bedside table[00:39.47][00:41.53]Where is Gilligan's Island?[00:44.40]Where do germs come from?[00:47.25]Don't open the curtains[00:49.31]I'm allergic to sun[00:51.85]Room 29[00:55.24]I heard them say[00:58.85]"Is the only place to stay"[01:04.67]Room 29[01:08.25]Is where I'll face myself alone[01:14.29][01:16.98]A comfortable venue for a nervous breakdown[01:21.3]A front row seat for a psychic shakedown[01:25.0]I just had to laugh[01:26.62]Got so screwed up[01:30.12]Is there anything sadder than a hotel room that hasn't been ****ed in?[01:36.52]I'd like to get a piece of that[01:38.89]But I need an introduction[01:43.96][01:46.26]I read an actress used to party in this place[01:48.98]And do drugs off the piano[01:51.88]If I lick will it still taste?[01:55.32]A lifetime of spectating leaves you impotent[01:58.59]Unable to join in without a frame of reference[02:02.46]Watching the playback after the event[02:05.96][02:09.1]Room 29[02:12.38]I heard them say[02:15.88]Is the only place to stay[02:22.7]Room 29[02:25.83]Is where I face myself alone[02:35.0]Holly has never grown here[02:37.22]Though someone once tried[02:39.37]But it died, almost immediately[02:41.74]The climate was too dry[02:44.28]Yeah, this whole place is built on a lie[02:48.74]But what a lie[02:50.76]The kind of lie that has the entire Western world agog[02:54.86]'Cos no one ever got turned on[02:56.89]By the Whole Earth Catalog[03:02.70]Unhealthy,unweird,[03:06.90]And it's extremely entertaining[03:10.71]Room 29[03:14.16]It's where I feel myself alone[03:26.44]