[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate[00:00.111] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate[00:00.222]STUPENDIBULL:[00:00.379]Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle[00:02.207]There's a demon creature dreaming[00:03.827]Heathen and reviled[00:05.342]Sees no rhyme or reason[00:06.361]But for feasting when he's riled[00:08.137]Better let him be[00:08.973]Lest you are sure to see the smile[00:10.540]Of sixteen tons of scurrying death[00:13.335]Smouldering souls through funnel of red[00:16.078]With a pick-like grin on the front of his head[00:18.873]Sat atop a most illogical number of legs[00:21.616]Dan Bull:[00:21.930]Tickets,please![00:22.975]Let me tell you the tale[00:24.464]Of a wicked beast[00:25.822]That'll follow your trail[00:27.206]Through the valleys and vales[00:28.643]On your tail day and night[00:30.002]the Stupendium:[00:30.211]There'll be chaos on the rails[00:31.464]When the "Railway Strikes"[00:32.980]Dan Bull:[00:33.162]Stop,take stock[00:34.207]Try to gauge the situation[00:35.435]the Stupendium:[00:35.670]'fraid your train has been derailed[00:36.950]There's no use waiting in the station[00:38.544]Every engine's been dismantled[00:39.745]There's no other service coming[00:41.104]Charles is leading by example[00:42.514]He's the only train that's Runing[00:44.003]Dan Bull:[00:44.343]All in all[00:45.335]We're in a doozy of a mess[00:46.668]the Stupendium:[00:46.929]So,all aboard the WTF Express[00:49.567]Dan Bull:[00:49.724]Should you want to stay safe[00:50.978]Then I wouldn't play games[00:52.388]Or you'll learn another way of saying:[00:53.930]STUPENDIBULL:[00:54.060]"RUN AWAY!TRAIN!"[00:55.184]Every life has a light[00:57.247]In the tunnel ahead[00:58.710]But you might just find[01:00.016]That behind instead[01:01.427]Of a heaven is an engine[01:02.811]And the devil inbred[01:04.170]And we're next on the Menu[01:05.685]If we've left him unfed[01:07.304]CHARLIE[01:08.767]Your timetable says[01:10.413]It's almost time for tea[01:12.947]CHARLIE[01:14.384]And we've laid on quite[01:16.029]A spread as you can see[01:17.988]There's a Choo-choo train[01:19.922]Coming after you[01:21.228]Food chain's[01:22.664]Gone a bit askew[01:23.840]Won't catch that train[01:27.863]If it's gonna CATCH you[01:29.221][01:29.378]the Stupendium:[01:29.691]For certain worse[01:30.057]Than what they say to mind the gap for[01:31.442]The train's not just cancelled[01:32.800]It's damn well deplatformed[01:34.263]Since it scampered off the tracks[01:35.569]To find a snack from off your back lawn[01:36.953]Couple jackdaws and your cat[01:38.338]And then your dad from off the back porch[01:39.853]He's hungry and he's hunting down the islanders[01:42.596]With a side of any siding-hinding bystanders[01:45.260]Quite queer what his dietary requirements are[01:48.160]But it's pretty clear regardless[01:49.571]HE'S A DINING CAR[01:51.033]Dan Bull:[01:51.138]Coke?[01:51.556]the Stupendium:[01:51.686]Coal?[01:52.026]Dan Bull:[01:52.157]Petroleum?[01:52.705]STUPENDIBULL:[01:52.862]Alone they'll never do[01:53.881]the Stupendium:[01:54.037]No,this engine sends the scent[01:55.108]Of rendered flesh out from the flue[01:56.493]Dan Bull:[01:56.650]"On this service we'll be serving[01:58.008]something rather more unnerving."[01:59.314]the Stupendium:[01:59.445]Chugga-chugging on blood as he Chew-chews you![02:02.109]Dan Bull:[02:02.214]It's all true[02:03.494]Choo-choos consume fuel too[02:05.113]Humans are a whole new[02:06.524]Consumable and whole food[02:08.013]Gluten-free-range[02:09.188]And more renewable than coal too[02:10.730]So,who to choose to chew to this tune?[02:12.637]Ooh,you'll do[02:13.551]STUPENDIBULL:[02:13.708]Every life has a light[02:15.353]In the tunnel ahead[02:16.764]But you might just find[02:18.122]That behind instead[02:19.559]Of a heaven is an engine[02:20.865]And the devil inbred[02:22.354]And we're next on the Menu[02:23.974]If we've left him unfed[02:25.489]CHARLIE[02:26.952]Your timetable says[02:28.676]It's almost time for tea[02:30.870]CHARLIE[02:32.490]And we've laid on quite[02:34.057]A spread as you can see[02:36.591]CHARLIE[02:38.054]If we sate your lust for flesh[02:40.483]On which to feed[02:42.207]CHARLIE[02:43.670]Will you promise[02:45.028]To eat them instead of me?[02:46.805]There's a Choo-choo train[02:49.286]Coming after you[02:50.593]Food chain's[02:52.003]Gone a bit askew[02:53.388]Won't catch that train[02:57.280]If it's gonna CATCH you[02:58.116][02:58.403]ENGINE[02:58.978]engine[02:59.657]NUMBER[03:00.388]nine[03:00.780]on the[03:01.198]ARAN-[03:01.799]-earum[03:02.452]MINING[03:03.210]line[03:03.915]IF YOUR[03:04.620]train comes[03:05.352]OFF THE[03:05.770]track[03:06.292]BETTER RUN[03:07.050]better run[03:07.755]or you[03:08.068]WON'T[03:08.460]come[03:08.826]BACK[03:09.322]Dan Bull:[03:09.505]Hey,guess who?[03:10.524]the Stupendium:[03:10.681]This is deja vu[03:11.856]Dan Bull:[03:11.987]Like HS2[03:13.267]STUPEMDIBULL:[03:13.476]You'll be railed right through![03:14.704]Dan Bull:[03:14.834]Penetrated in the vein of a mainline route[03:17.368]STUPEMDIBULL:[03:17.525]When we come,well then[03:18.413]We're gonna "Run a Train" on you![03:20.346]Dan Bull:[03:20.529]You might say we've got a "Loco Motive"[03:23.324]To provide the train with a load of groceries[03:26.093]Locally sourced from the loca folk,dear[03:28.810]Granny's s'pose to host[03:29.907]Although she's toast when the smoke clears[03:31.657]the Stupendium:[03:31.840]The El Choo-choopacabara[03:33.068]The beast come to dine[03:34.269]And it's far worse than leaves[03:35.497]That he leaves on the line[03:36.986]Dan Bull:[03:37.169]You'll see when he feasts[03:38.423]In the deep of the night[03:39.703]STUPEMDIBULL:[03:39.938]By the pieces of people-y debris left behind[03:42.681]the Stupendium:[03:42.837]Riding off-peak?[03:43.621]Don't be ridiculous[03:44.326]The worth of your season ticket is[03:45.659]Quickly diminishing with every pillock[03:46.886]We're feeding into his gleaming[03:48.140]Dan Bull:[03:48.297]Scissorous teeth[03:48.846]STUPEMDIBULL:[03:48.976]But if we seem insidious[03:49.969]We're just uneasy villagers[03:51.275]Seeking to keep the most hideous beast[03:52.581]We unleashed from committing[03:53.156]The deed of killing us[03:53.913]the Stupendium:[03:54.044]If killing a priest,a vicar[03:55.350]A grocer or postman or three is villainous?[03:56.813]Dan Bull:[03:56.944]Well,what's it to me?[03:57.832]the Stupendium:[03:58.015]You probably see the feast is imminent[03:59.373]Keep on screaming,pump the bellows[04:00.653]He'll be drawn to your duress[04:02.037]Charlie loves a little murder[04:03.422]On the goriest express[04:04.963]Dan Bull:[04:05.094]You can ruminate on whether[04:06.322]There's a certain train near[04:07.758]Or pray that is's a rumour[04:09.064]Made to circulate fear[04:10.475]But in case you didn't hear[04:11.886]Then I'd better make clear[04:13.375][04:13.923]"This train terminates here."[04:16.144][04:16.431]STUPENDIBULL:[04:16.614]Every life has a light[04:18.181]In the tunnel ahead[04:19.566]But you might just find[04:20.950]That behind instead[04:22.387]Of a heaven is an engine[04:23.824]And the devil inbred[04:25.208]And we're next on the Menu[04:26.566]If we've left him unfed[04:28.317]CHARLIE[04:29.753]Your timetable says[04:31.477]It's almost time for tea[04:33.828]CHARLIE[04:35.370]And we've laid on quite[04:37.068]A spread as you can see[04:39.445]CHARLIE[04:40.882]If we sate your lust for flesh[04:43.233]On which to feed[04:45.009]CHARLIE[04:46.472]Will you promise[04:47.778]To eat them instead of me?[04:49.815]There's a Choo-choo train[04:52.010]Coming after you[04:53.420]Food chain's[04:54.779]Gone a bit askew[04:56.137]Won't catch that train[04:59.977]If it's gonna CATCH you[05:06.769][05:10.452](Tea time)