[00:22.100]If you are what you say you are[00:26.760]A super star[00:29.330]Then have no fear the camera's here[00:34.140]and the microphone and they wanna know[00:40.0]Oh oh oh oh[00:42.410]If you are what you say you are[00:46.600]A super star[00:49.520]Then have no fear the crowd is here[00:54.130]and the lights are on and they want a show[01:00.20]Oh oh oh oh[01:02.230]Yea, uh[01:03.660]A fresh cool young Lu[01:06.0]Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2[01:08.370]Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue[01:10.890]The world brought me to my knees[01:12.210]What have you brung you[01:13.410]Did you improve on the design[01:15.110]Did you do something new[01:16.110]Well your name ain't on the guest list[01:17.789]Who brung you, you[01:18.840]The more famous person you come through[01:21.110]And the sexy lady next to you[01:22.830]You come to[01:23.950]And then it hit me[01:24.820]Standing outside of heaven waiting for god to come and get me[01:27.539]Im too uncouth[01:28.780]Unschooled to the rules[01:30.39]And two gum shoe[01:31.240]Too much of a newcomer[01:32.650]And too uncool[01:33.820]Like Shadow and Lavelle[01:35.280]I battle with it well[01:36.450]Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue[01:38.740]Go back what ever you did you undo[01:41.190]Heavy is heaven[01:42.710]The devil on my two tons too[01:43.860]If you are what you say you are[01:47.539]A super star[01:49.950]Then have no fear the camera's here[01:55.50]and the microphone and they want a show[02:00.230]Oh oh oh oh[02:03.840]And you better wear your shades[02:05.690]The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage[02:08.509]Down through the basement[02:09.570]Passed the Indian graves[02:10.509]Where the dinosaurs laid[02:11.800]And out through china[02:13.90]Nearly misses air liners[02:14.390]Magnified times five[02:15.670]This is pointed at the rhymer[02:16.910]Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze[02:18.740]Now that's important to say[02:21.640]Cuz even with all of that[02:22.920]Most of us don't want it to fade[02:24.210]We want it to braid[02:26.840]Meaning we want it to grow[02:28.200]Meaning we want it to stay[02:29.300]Like the governor called[02:30.660]And they told him to wait[02:31.950]Un-strap him from the chair[02:33.170]And put him back in his cage[02:34.380]The audience ain't fazed[02:36.930]And they ain't gone clap and they ain't gone praise[02:39.210]They want everything back that they paid[02:41.790]Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim[02:44.30]If you are what you say you are[02:48.10]A super star[02:50.790]Then have no fear the camera's here[02:55.520]and the microphone and they want a show[03:01.260]Oh oh oh oh[03:04.70]So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away[03:07.120]Cuz I been standing in this line[03:08.300]For like five whole days[03:09.750]Me and security ain't getting along[03:11.260]And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone[03:14.720]So just take me home where the mood is mellow[03:17.530]And the roses are thrown[03:18.770]M&M's are yellow[03:19.990]And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker[03:22.280]Everybody gets a nice autograph picture[03:24.770]One for you and one for your sister[03:27.380]Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener[03:29.750]Every songs a favorite song[03:32.150]And mics don't feed back[03:32.940]All the reviewers say you need to go and see that[03:34.810]And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased[03:37.390]Then they all take the stage and start performing for me[03:40.160]Like ha ha hahaha[03:42.780]Ha ha hahaha ha[03:45.30]If you are what you say you are[03:48.750]A super star[03:51.390]Then have no fear the camera's here[03:55.610]and the microphone and they wanna know[04:01.890]Oh oh oh oh[04:04.30]If you are what you say you are[04:08.310]A super star[04:11.520]Then have no fear the crowd is here[04:16.240]and the lights are on and they want a show[04:21.779]Oh oh oh oh[04:27.10]