[00:00.00] 作词 : Davies, Yankovic[00:01.00] 作曲 : R. Davies[la:English][00:05.00]I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah[00:08.00]where it bubbles all the time[00:10.00]like a giant carbonated soda,[00:13.00]S O D A, soda.[00:17.00]I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.[00:20.00]I asked him his name[00:21.00]and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,[00:25.00]Y O D A, Yoda,[00:28.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.[00:38.00]Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen[00:41.00]a guy who looks like a Muppet[00:43.00]but he's wrinkled and green,[00:44.00]Oh my Yoda,[00:46.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.[00:50.00]Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand[00:53.00]how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand[00:56.00]oh my Yoda.[00:58.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:01.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:11.00]Well, I left home just a week before,[01:14.00]and I've never ever been a Jedi before[01:17.00]but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,[01:20.00]He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."[01:23.00]Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben[01:26.00]So it looks I'm gonna start all over again[01:29.00]with my Yoda,[01:31.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:34.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:38.00]Yoda,[01:40.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:43.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:53.00]So I used the force,[01:56.00]I picked up a box,[01:59.00]I lifted some rocks,[02:02.00]Well I stood on my head,[02:06.00]Well I won't forget what Yoda said.[02:08.00]He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,[02:11.00]and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."[02:14.00]Oh my Yoda,[02:16.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.[02:20.00]"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.[02:23.00]But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"[02:26.00]Oh my Yoda,[02:28.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:32.00]Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess[02:35.00]so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.[02:38.00]But I know that I'll be coming back some day[02:41.00]I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.[02:44.00]The Long-term contract I hadda sign[02:47.00]says I'll be making these movies till the end of time[02:50.00]with my Yoda[02:52.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:55.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:59.00]Yoda[03:01.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[03:04.00](continue to fade...)