[00:00.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lippa[00:02.360]Oh yeah? That's what you think![00:04.268]What?[00:05.080]That's my new philosophy[00:06.291]Oh yeah? That's what you think![00:07.534]Well, why are you telling me?[00:09.623]What?[00:10.485]Why are you telling me?[00:12.690]Why are you telling me?[00:14.965]I like it![00:17.033]That's a good philosophy[00:18.399]Why are you telling me?[00:20.868]Why are you telling me?[00:23.481]Why are you telling me?[00:25.759]My new philosophy[00:28.183]The teacher gave a D on last week's homework[00:32.956]She said "Miss Sally Brown, your grades are going down"[00:37.373]I could have told her[00:39.689]Your new philosophy? (My new philosophy)[00:42.320]Miss B?[00:43.522]I'm she[00:44.708]Look see, a "D?"[00:46.959]A "D"[00:48.988]Well, why are you telling me?[00:51.169]And that's my new philosophy![00:53.805]That's your new philosophy[00:56.151]Why are you telling me?[00:57.625]My new philosophy[01:00.149]That's great, Sally, but I've gotta go practice Chopin's Nocturne in B-Flat minor[01:04.069]No![01:06.311]I like it![01:07.653]No![01:09.340]That's a good philosophy[01:10.939]No![01:11.772]No![01:12.406]No![01:13.535]That's your new philosophy, huh?[01:14.609]Yes![01:16.336]I mean no![01:17.346]Just like a busy bee[01:19.351]Each new philosophy[01:21.718]Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving[01:26.478]When life's a dizzy maze[01:28.846]On alternating days[01:31.181]I choose a different phrase[01:33.340]Your new philosophy?[01:34.692]My new philosophy![01:36.003]Sally![01:37.122]Some philosophies are simple[01:39.539]"Man does not live by bread alone"[01:41.767]Some philosophies are clear[01:44.199]"Leave your message at the sound of the tone"[01:46.459]Some philosophies pick and choose[01:48.876]Deciding what goes in and[01:51.223]Some take a lifetime[01:53.483]Mine take a minute[01:55.769]But, Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very lasting[01:59.603]For instance, Beethoven took over two years to complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony[02:05.603]No![02:06.980]I can't stand it![02:08.652]I can't stand it![02:10.668]I like it![02:11.881]It's like a guarantee[02:13.843]My new philosophy[02:16.158]And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter[02:20.768]Oh, yeah? That's what you think![02:22.384]Why are you telling me?[02:23.379]No![02:24.248]I can't stand it![02:25.762]Now life is free and easy[02:27.877]Much more philosophy-zy[02:29.776]With my brand new[02:32.850]You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life[02:37.671]Ah! This is the last day! This is it![02:40.126]I only have twenty-four hours left![02:42.107]Help me! Help me![02:43.375]This is the last day! Ah![02:47.620]Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people[02:51.323]And that's my new philosophy!