[00:00.00]Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice b***h[00:19.15]You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice b***h[00:22.52]****ing out the weak with agriculture educational[00:25.70]Got me eating seeds and I ain't talking 'bout ****ing oats[00:28.72]I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow[00:31.99]I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills[00:33.42]But i know a little bit about the culinary skills[00:35.15]Required[00:35.47]If you wanna roll with the frying pan[00:37.13]Gotta fry with the heart of a c***a m*n[00:38.36]Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my d**k[00:40.29]This shit tastes like v****a man[00:42.19]Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay[00:43.33]But I make the best damn rice you pansies[00:44.95]A nigga like me came from Japan see[00:46.53]Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties[00:48.24]So if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of shit[00:51.03]They just keep coming back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses[00:54.67]They call me the grain man[00:55.97]Ancient ritual praying can[00:57.60]Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table[01:00.77]Huh[01:00.90]Have some of my grain and I ain't talking about the ****ing headaches[01:03.79]You get on the morning after fridays[01:05.41]I throw this rice like bridesmaids[01:07.11]STIR, FRY X 8[01:19.72]CHIN CHIN X 8